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rofl nice one

If you ever wondered what happens in the Legion Greenhouse behind locked doors....

Verania chats 'i shall equip him once i tire fender out so much he goes to sleep'


there is your answer

Conejita speaks English better than any other trolloc I have heard.


Someone bellows 'tHEHn FAck'

Gawaer narrates 'dude wont stand still'

Rico narrates 'Nope'

Rico narrates 'Won't stab war.'

A Wisdom mixes some herbs into a poultice.

Rico narrates 'Won't melee'

Rico narrates 'Why does he even exist?'

Xing narrates 'he's a fleebie'

Marilyn narrates 'who is it?'

Rico narrates 'Saam'

Gawaer narrates 'saam'

Roberto narrates 'soooo I should go zerk ambush?'

Marilyn narrates 'ah'

Rico narrates 'G money I just saw your mom'

Gawaer narrates 'hang on im on yours right now'

Gawaer narrates 'he fled'

Rico narrates 'An old hoe with a worn handle has been laid here.'

Rico narrates 'Ohhhhh sick burn.'

Gawaer narrates 'your so dead.'

Takor narrates 'haha'

Gawaer narrates 'im zerk bushing'

Roberto narrates 'hahaha'

Rico narrates 'Hahahaha'

Ron narrates 'lets all do it im close'

Roberto narrates 'where do you need me to zerk bush?'

Xing narrates 'wait.. 4 of you gonna zerk bush him?'

Leroy narrates 'haha'

A Wisdom inspects a jar of herbs.

Alayla narrates 'guys'

Alayla narrates 'while you're clacking'

Roberto narrates 'yes Alayla sedai?'

Alayla narrates 'Ive hit him three times gate'

Gawaer narrates 'WTF'

Gawaer narrates 'i zerk bushed'

Gawaer narrates 'and ate a stab'

Busted.

Hatemail after PK:

wow lol

That reminds me of a film somehow..damn what is it..

Dodgeball!

I dont mind dying during pk. In fact I expect to. I even dont mind dying while naked too badly, when they dont know it. But when somebody is aware you are naked (because I told them so), and chase you and kill you anyway, I get upset. Razhak, Glaurang and Jagang should be ashamed of themselves. Instead Raz posts my mail, like I am out of line. So I ask...who is wrong? Them for ganking naked people, or me for letting them know how I feel about their gameplay?

You.

by the way. I wasnt pking. just trying to get from rent to rent, looking for eq.

It happens to all of us, you feel angry..quit out take a walk..come back and carry on..

Tbh if you mail them like that, they will respond by killing you more..Yeah they are lame for doing it, but they will throw the its our rp card at you..Since your meat to them.

Just get revenge one day or don't moan..come back and show them it don't matter ..

.

* R HP:Battered MV:Full > Magnificent Square
[ obvious exits: N E S W U ]
A small purse is here.
A revolting well bubbles with the blood of the sacrificed.
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
Eyes keen, a Domani razor stands here swishing its tail, being ridden by you.
The Whitebridge town crier is here, fighting a goat-faced trolloc.
A Dhjin'en trolloc is here, fighting the Whitebridge town crier.
A goat-faced trolloc is here, fighting the Whitebridge town crier.
A goat-faced trolloc is here, fighting the Whitebridge town crier.
A goat-faced trolloc is here, fighting the Whitebridge town crier.
A goat-faced trolloc is here, fighting the Whitebridge town crier.
A fade is here, fighting the Whitebridge town crier.
Nalav has arrived from above, riding a bloodstock stallion.

Poor guy .

I thought he was a darkfriend. Now I know he was just a REALLY brave or REALLY dumb soul.

Jagang is back?!!!

Yeh Jagang is back.

We're pretty sure he's been traded though because he hasn't died yet

Haha Mangler, real funny...

I've died 2x already so you can be assured it's me.

It's amazing, and comforting, how little has changed.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > open door
open door
Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > It's already open!

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > w
The Warroom
[ obvious exits: E ]
General Cadence the Southern Belle is resting here.
Tekela di'Aran Kafar is standing here.
A grey-skinned winged animal is here.
Jeheran, Lord Silvak's newly promoted personal scout, stands here proudly.
A Seanchan invasion commander evaluates his soldier's readiness.
A Seanchan invasion commander evaluates his soldier's readiness.
A Seanchan invasion commander evaluates his soldier's readiness.
A deathwatch ogier curls his lip in contempt.
A deathwatch ogier curls his lip in contempt.
The Deathwatch Guard has murder in his eyes.
The Deathwatch Guard has murder in his eyes.
A member of the Imperial Deathwatch Guard glares at you with hatred.
A member of the Imperial Deathwatch Guard glares at you with hatred.
A member of the Imperial Deathwatch Guard glares at you with hatred.
Silvak Kalcainus commands the Seanchan armies from here.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > close door
Ok.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > loom
You loom over the others, dominating the room.

eq
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > You are using:
<used as light> a crystal lightstick
<worn on finger> a gold ring delicately carved with ivy
<worn on finger> a gold ring delicately carved with ivy
<worn on head> a rimmed round helmet
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn on body> a tunic of finely-crafted chain
<worn about body> an elegant black cloak with a green insignia
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of riveted chainmail sleeves
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a ridged steel bracer
<worn around wrist> a ridged steel bracer
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a brass hilted general's sword
<worn about waist> a belt with a buckle of cuendillar
<worn on belt> a small purse
<worn on legs> a pair of thick, gold-plated greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of lissome leather boots with metal capped toes

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > sav
Saving Tuk.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Tekela disappears into the void.
Cadence disappears into the void.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Tekela has returned.
Tekela blinks her eyes innocently.
Cadence has returned.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > rem light
You stop using a crystal lightstick.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > lau
You fall down laughing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong > sa You girls have coordinated periods. Same cycle??
You drawl 'You girls have coordinated periods. Same cycle??'

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > kdoEnd of a Corridor
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A palace servant is here, about his duties.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > or
wherOk.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
The jingling of keys can be heard from the south.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > s
The oakdoor seems to be closed.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > s
The oakdoor opens quietly.
The oakdoor is opened from the other side.
The Guards' Barracks
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Dervid the Lion Warden armorer works on a shield nearby.
Aldeban, the Lion Warden's valet, stands ready to assist.
The barracks keeper is here, muttering.
A rat has arrived from the north. Hmm, a rat followed me in. Better go kill it quick.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring > n
k The barracks keeper patiently twiddles his thumbs.
End of a Corridor
[ obvious exits: N S W ]
A palace servant is here, about his duties.
A rat has arrived from the south.

rat* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring >
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness...
A guard strikes you on the back of the head. All you see are stars... Damnit to hell...

HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
All you can do right now is think about the stars!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > stat
You are a 78 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 8 inches, and you weigh 169.0 lbs.
You are carrying 0.0 lbs and wearing 94.7 lbs, fairly light.
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:12 Wil:11 Dex:18 Con:18.
Offensive bonus: 1, Dodging bonus: 0, Parrying bonus: 0
Your mood is: Wimpy. You will flee below: 0 Hit Points
You are wanted by: Andor <----Sigh
Your armor absorbs about 76% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:

HP:Critical MV:Tiring > sc
You have 0(381) hit and 95(167) movement points.
You have scored 107030640 experience points and 367 quest points.
You need 1469360 exp to level and 33 qp to rank.
You have amassed 186 Turn points to date.
You have played 63 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the Senior Lieutenant [Lion Warden 5] (Level 50).
You are stunned! You can't move!

HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
You regain consciousness.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > l
The Cell
You are in a small cell with a very sturdy steel door in the south wall. You
can see a large empty room to the south, through the cell bars. A pile of dirty
straw in one corner seems to be your bed. The walls are covered with scratches.
[ obvious exits: S ]
A small loaf of crusty bread rests nearby. [6]
A wooden bucket has been left here.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > st
You are already standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong >knock celldoor
The celldoor is opened from the other side.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > s
sThe Palace Dungeon
[ obvious exits: N U ]
The jailer for the Lion Warden stands sentry here.

ay o* HP:Critical MV:Strong > pen slab
You say 'open slab'

* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
The Lion Warden jailer looks at you.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > sc
You have 54(381) hit and 126(167) movement points.
You have scored 107030640 experience points and 367 quest points.
You need 1469360 exp to level and 33 qp to rank.
You have amassed 186 Turn points to date.
You have played 63 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the Senior Lieutenant [Lion Warden 5] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
The Lion Warden jailer says 'Yes, sir!'

* HP:Critical MV:Strong >
The Lion Warden jailer unlocks the slab.
The Lion Warden jailer opens the slab.

* HP:Critical MV:Strong > u
s
A Dead End
[ obvious exits: S D ]
The jailer for the Lion Warden stands sentry here.
The jailer for the Lion Warden stands sentry here.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > Junction in a Hallway
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A palace servant is here, about his duties.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > sc
You have 54(381) hit and 124(167) movement points.
You have scored 107030640 experience points and 367 quest points.
You need 1469360 exp to level and 33 qp to rank.
You have amassed 186 Turn points to date.
You have played 63 days and 13 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Adael the Senior Lieutenant [Lion Warden 5] (Level 50).
You are standing.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >


And then the fun part! Gotta be quick and not get aggroed!


* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > e
n
w
The Entrance Hall
[ obvious exits: N E S W ]
A long stem of crimson-colored rose blooms here.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.


* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > The Throne Room
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
A shaggy brown mare stands here.
Aisaac Vi'olette |Queen's Guard Applicant| is standing here.
A Defender of the Rose Crown strides by, hand close to his weapon.
A Defender of the Rose Crown strides by, hand close to his weapon.
A wily minstrel plays a tender song.
A Defender of the Rose Crown strides by, hand close to his weapon.
A Defender of the Rose Crown strides by, hand close to his weapon.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
Gawyn Trakand, First Prince of the Sword, stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > A Grand Conference Room
[ obvious exits: E ]
Halwin Norry, the First Clerk, stands here with a large leather book and pen.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post.
An elite Lion Warden stands at his post. Phew! Made it!

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > [say grant pardon adael andor]
You say 'grant pardon adael andor'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring >
Halwin Norry, the First Clerk says 'Clemency for adael?'

* HP:Critical MV:Tiring > s
You have been pardoned by Andor. Woot woot!

Gotta love buggy clanrooms .

I totally taught you that