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Chemuel · **Joined:** January 15th, 2012, 5:58 am **Posts:** 107

That was supposed to be FOFY.

Trik · **Joined:** June 24th, 2001, 8:25 pm **Posts:** 388

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Alayla leaves west riding a warhorse.
You follow Alayla.

Outside of a Dark Opening
[ obvious exits: E S ]
A warhorse is here, stamping his feet impatiently, being ridden by you.
Alayla the Elder Sister is standing here, riding a warhorse.
A wild hog snorts angrily, pawing at the ground.
A wild hog snorts angrily, pawing at the ground.
A wild hog snorts angrily, pawing at the ground.
A wild hog snorts angrily, pawing at the ground.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Alayla stops riding a warhorse.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Alayla tries to lead a warhorse.
A warhorse has an indifferent look.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Alayla says 'thats a lot of bacon'

I chuckled.

Ryak · **Joined:** September 15th, 2010, 5:05 am **Posts:** 391

Tlaloc speaks from the Dark 'Anyone else that I missed for pines?'

Tlaloc tells you 'all e from the ent to pred caves'

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > Knocking on Death's Door
[ obvious exits: E W ]
An ankle-biter has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > Forgotten Sky
[ obvious exits: W ]
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
A scarred blightworm slithers along the ground.
A scarred blightworm slithers along the ground.
A scarred blightworm slithers along the ground.
An ankle-biter has arrived from the west.

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > Alas, you cannot go that way...

* S HP:Healthy MV:Haggard > w
You are too exhausted.

lol tlaloc

Benito · **Joined:** December 5th, 2009, 6:56 pm **Posts:** 674

Haha.

Oraste · **Joined:** April 17th, 2004, 2:09 am **Posts:** 4409

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Maranta · **Joined:** November 12th, 2006, 12:42 am **Posts:** 14

Adael wrote:

All of these were originally dropped CCS by someone, but then Akzelot spent a couple minutes putting them all into the barrel.

It is a wooden barrel.
When you look inside, you see:
barrel (here) :
[2] a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
[2] an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[3] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] an apple pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[3] a hot pie filled with walnuts
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a blackcurrant pie
[4] a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
[3] a blackcurrant pie
[3] an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[3] a blackcurrant pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a blackcurrant pie
[2] an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[3] a blackcurrant pie
[2] an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
[2] an apple pie
[2] a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[4] an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
[3] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
[3] an apple pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
[2] a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
[3] a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] an apple pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
a blackcurrant pie
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a blackcurrant pie
an apple pie
a blackcurrant pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] an apple pie
a hot pie filled with walnuts
a custard pie with clotted cream
[2] a blackcurrant pie
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream
a hot pie filled with walnuts
[2] a custard pie with clotted cream

I think someone loves the bakery a bit too much

.

And needless to say, looking in the room caused some....connection issues :roll:

.

Where is Flarn when you need him?

Flarn! He eats pie. It is known.

Fern · **Joined:** November 20th, 2009, 8:48 pm **Posts:** 881

That's a mid-morning snack for Flarn.

Sabin · **Joined:** November 25th, 2009, 5:34 pm **Posts:** 57

Viridian chats 'theres ogier blood in jaegermeister'

Priceless

Razhak · **Joined:** September 17th, 2003, 10:55 pm **Posts:** 1028

o S HP:Healthy DP:Trickling MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc gives you a metal folding chair.

you people figure it out

Alima · **Joined:** May 11th, 2004, 3:11 am **Posts:** 2588

It's not funny if we don't understand it :p

Gloria · **Joined:** December 25th, 2008, 12:20 am **Posts:** 1332

Ailak · **Joined:** June 29th, 2008, 1:15 am **Posts:** 340

I'll just be picturing Razhak as that wrestler guy from now on.... SUPER SLAM http://www.blakebuck.com/wp-content/upl ... erslam.gif

Gloria · **Joined:** December 25th, 2008, 12:20 am **Posts:** 1332

Thats Macho Man!

Baal · **Joined:** February 8th, 2011, 11:14 pm **Posts:** 66

My situation awareness is fantastic...

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > x
A Sickly Forest
The smell of over-ripe vegitation fills your nostrils. This section of the
forest is strangely blighted compared to most of the other areas. The limbs
of the oak trees are heavy with corruption, and the spines on the pine
cones are razor sharp, hoping to catch a traveler unaware.
[ obvious exits: E S ]

Matching room found! Correcting map position.

*Micul* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > A Sickly Forest
The smell of over-ripe vegitation fills your nostrils. This section of the
forest is strangely blighted compared to most of the other areas. The limbs
of the oak trees are heavy with corruption, and the spines on the pine
cones are razor sharp, hoping to catch a traveler unaware.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
*Micul* is standing here, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded > x
[k human]
You try to quietly draw a dagger from a silver Kandori wristcuff. <- :idea:

You tickle *Micul*'s body with your pierce.

l
* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > [k human]
You do the best you can!

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > A Sickly Forest
The smell of over-ripe vegitation fills your nostrils. This section of the
forest is strangely blighted compared to most of the other areas. The limbs
of the oak trees are heavy with corruption, and the spines on the pine
cones are razor sharp, hoping to catch a traveler unaware.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
*Micul* is here, fighting YOU!, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > b

You barely pierce *Micul*'s right hand. <- :idea:

[bash ] Micul: Scratched >

+
Moldred narrates 'i'm 6w'

-
You dodge a bash from *Micul* who loses his balance and falls!

=
Your bash at *Micul* sends him sprawling! <- 1

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > na on micul all w s choke
You narrate 'on micul all w s choke'

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > whe
l
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Baal - A Sickly Forest
Shredder - Road to Tarwin's Gap
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > You barely tickle *Micul*'s right arm with your pierce. <- :idea:

A Sickly Forest
The smell of over-ripe vegitation fills your nostrils. This section of the
forest is strangely blighted compared to most of the other areas. The limbs
of the oak trees are heavy with corruption, and the spines on the pine
cones are razor sharp, hoping to catch a traveler unaware.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
*Micul* is sitting here, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > b
[bash ]

=
*Micul* barely tickles your body with his cleave.

As *Micul* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched >
*Micul* looks at you.

* HP:Hurt MV:Winded - Micul: Scratched > mb
b
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave
Wimpy reset to: 120 hit points.

[bash ] ing - Micul: Scratched >

*
You dodge a bash from *Micul* who loses his balance and falls!

=
Your bash at *Micul* sends him sprawling! <- 2

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Micul: Scratched >
You barely pierce *Micul*'s body.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Micul: Scratched > where
l
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Uvall - The Dusty Road
Baal - A Sickly Forest
Shredder - Road to Tarwin's Gap
You catch a faint scent of a horse nearby.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Micul: Scratched > You barely tickle *Micul*'s left leg with your pierce. <- :idea:

A Sickly Forest
The smell of over-ripe vegitation fills your nostrils. This section of the
forest is strangely blighted compared to most of the other areas. The limbs
of the oak trees are heavy with corruption, and the spines on the pine
cones are razor sharp, hoping to catch a traveler unaware.
[ obvious exits: E S ]
*Micul* is sitting here, riding a gray palfrey.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Micul: Scratched > b
*Micul* falls down laughing. <- He must be laughing at me for a reason...oh!
[bash ]

=
Your bash at *Micul* sends him sprawling! <- 3

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Micul: Scratched > chu
You try to pierce *Micul*, but he parries successfully.
You tickle *Micul*'s left leg with your pierce.
You chuckle politely.

* HP:Scratched MV:Tiring - Micul: Scratched > eq
You are using:
<worn on finger> a jade signet ring
<worn on finger> a jade signet ring
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> a shimmering chain of gold
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a fine black coat of silk
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<worn around wrist> a silver Kandori wristcuff
<wielded> a dagger
<worn about waist> a belt with a horned skull buckle
<worn on belt> a belt pack
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

Zevron · **Joined:** June 15th, 2011, 6:38 pm **Posts:** 548

I'm sitting here amazed at how you managed to land 3/4 with a damn dagger!!!!

Maybe I should start stabbing with a club? O.o

Razhak · **Joined:** September 17th, 2003, 10:55 pm **Posts:** 1028

Perhaps this helps:

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full > scream
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full > wield knife
You wield a metal folding chair.

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full >
Sluagh grins evilly.

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full > throw sluagh
You throw a metal folding chair at Sluagh.

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full >
A metal folding chair arcs through the air.

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full >
A metal folding chair just misses Sluagh and falls to the ground.

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full > peer
You peer around into the shadows.

o HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Full >
Sluagh struts proudly.

Alima · **Joined:** May 11th, 2004, 3:11 am **Posts:** 2588

I guess it's a wrestling reference. I was never a big wrestling fan :lol:

Ailak · **Joined:** June 29th, 2008, 1:15 am **Posts:** 340

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar Been any trollocs around lately ?
You narrate 'Been any trollocs around lately ?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
who
Players
-------
Nate Cross
Lord Mantorok the Dai Shan [Red Eagle Council]
Kurama Al'Naga, Senior Ranger of the Night Watch
Cesare of Tarabon
Ailak Traemane, Andoran Wrecking Ball [Lion Warden]
Benjen of Shienar WANTED
Frey Aren'Dai, the Voice of the Woods [Forrester Council]
Gaia of the Borderlands
Bradley of Illian
Franjesca al'bradrif, d'niede Mar Haddon
Caela al'Cair [Red Eagle]
Dredani Hiriam, Treasure Hunter
Lord Santino Du Lis, General of Mayene [Winged Guard]
Tosor of the Borderlands
Sethei of Illian
Salais the Squadman [Defender of the Stone]
Galowyn the Fledgling Novice [White Tower]
Tryx of Kandor
Malo of Two Rivers
Fuujin Oaks d'Romee la Pucelle d'Godan the Queen of Blades, Field Marshal of Tear [Defender of the Stone Council]

* Press <Return> to continue, q to quit *>
l
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Mantorok narrates 'Just Caela'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar Haha
You narrate 'Haha'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Caela narrates 'rararrghhh'

Zevron · **Joined:** June 15th, 2011, 6:38 pm **Posts:** 548

Mangler narrates 'can I veto Wiggles as a trolloc name ?'

score
* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
You have scored 135048 experience points and 0 quest points.
You need 84952 exp to reach the next level.
You have played 0 days and 1 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Wiggles the Wolfish Trolloc (Level 8).
You are standing.

NOOOOO!!!! =(

Guhadin · **Joined:** August 17th, 2006, 2:52 am **Posts:** 1132

I second the veto if Wiggles is a rogue

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