Funny quotes

Magor · **Joined:** July 3rd, 2008, 4:41 am **Posts:** 145

You say 'lol Hress is creaming himself over that dagger'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Kultunk narrates 'think they can be made, someone told me, silver stilleto + gold stilleto, both no rentable, = rentable mandarb'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Kesumi hisses 'imagine the really big horse he could stab!'

Aish · **Joined:** May 2nd, 2010, 2:27 pm **Posts:** 236

A little bit different from the 'so you just like pk' reaction, this one cracked me up:

AnAccepted tells you 'Oh hey, if you make green get me in =D'

* HP:Hurt SP:Good MV:Fresh >
AnAccepted tells you 'I'm totally a slut, good fit!'

Bronte · **Joined:** April 1st, 2011, 11:27 pm **Posts:** 80

Burke chats 'anyone seen blod today?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
ride black

Llaen chats 'I have one. looking to trade'

* HP:Healthy MV:Full >
You start riding him.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
e
Andahar Boulevard Meets Calpene Road
[ obvious exits: E S W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A [1] black stallion prances about, being ridden by you.
A member of the Civil Watch stands guard warily.
A member of the Civil Watch stands guard warily.
A member of the Civil Watch stands guard warily.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >

The ratter bellows 'HELP! huge is assaulting me!'

s
* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
Calpene Road Near Andahar Boulevard
[ obvious exits: N S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A [1] black stallion prances about, being ridden by you.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
s
On a Winding Calpene Road
[ obvious exits: N E W ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A [1] black stallion prances about, being ridden by you.
A young woman walks by.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >

Meliine chats 'they're ~25 crowns from a vendor'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
w
You can't ride in there.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Full >
where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Bronte - On a Winding Calpene Road

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Terinor · **Joined:** April 18th, 2011, 7:19 pm **Posts:** 301

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Battered > They already seem to be stunned.

h - Aisaac: Battered >
As Aisaac avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

h - Aisaac: Battered >
Aisaac sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Battered >
Aisaac tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.
Aisaac tries to blast you, but you deflect the blow.

- h - Aisaac: Battered >
Aisaac stares at the sky.

=
A beggar leaves north.

*
Aisaac tries to blast you, but you deflect the blow.

=
Your bash at Aisaac sends him sprawling!

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Battered >
You barely slash Aisaac's body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Battered > You say 'PARRY'

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Battered >
You slash Aisaac's body.

* R HP:Beaten MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Battered > You say 'surrender to me'

couple seconds later

Aisaac sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You're in no position to do anything aggressive.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Beaten >
Aisaac tries to blast you, but you parry successfully.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Beaten >
Nymyrya looks at Aisaac.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Beaten >
Aisaac stares at the sky.

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Beaten >
Aisaac blasts your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Beaten >
Aisaac blasts your right arm very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R HP:Critical MV:Fresh - Aisaac: Beaten > Someone blasts your right hand hard.
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.

Aisaac · **Joined:** September 8th, 2011, 11:45 pm **Posts:** 89

lol zerk attack ftw!

the way you were bashing me if I missed that last melee you might have won

Aylar · **Joined:** October 14th, 2010, 7:55 pm **Posts:** 331

Isaah gently strokes Austin's inner thigh... hmm...

Austin says 'PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Austin screams loudly!

Austin panics, and attempts to flee!
Austin leaves south.

Austin has arrived from the south.

Austin giggles.

Austin says 'you just touched yourself'

Austin says 'freakin perverts everywhere'

Isaah says 'how did you know?'

Austin smirks.

Isaah says 'oh'

Isaah says 'you mean on here'

Pathfynder · **Joined:** July 23rd, 2001, 5:07 pm **Posts:** 178

A Sparse Path
[ obvious exits: N W ]
A gray palfrey prances skittishly nearby, being ridden by you.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A raven is here flying around.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
Lord Farwil al'Kaal is here, fighting Khunark, riding a warhorse.
*Khunark* is here, fighting Farwil, riding a shadow stallion.
A rat scurries around trying to get out of sight.
A raven is here flying around.
A raven has arrived from the north.

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full > You assume Ribbon in the Air, smiting *Khunark*'s body.

bash
* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Farwil: Hurt - Khunark: Scratched > You do the best you can!
*Khunark* panics, and attempts to flee!

* R HP:Scratched MV:Full - Farwil: Hurt - Khunark: Scratched >
*Khunark* leaves west riding a shadow stallion.

Khunark bellows 'Did you just hit me with a ribbon?'

You bellow 'Yeah

'

Khunark bellows 'Put the ribbon away and try a sword, Susie.

'

* HP:Battered MV:Fresh > You are using:
<used as light> a mirrored lantern
<held> an oilstone
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on finger> a ring of silver
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> a torc of gleaming steel
<worn around neck> a torc of gleaming steel
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> an earthen brown mantle
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<wielded two-handed> a colossal sword with an ornate iron pommel
<worn about waist> a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on legs> a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

Eros · **Posted:** November 19th, 2011, 8:41 pm

hehehe

Dariec · **Joined:** July 27th, 2011, 2:18 pm **Posts:** 109

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kiak says 'I don't like getting killed...'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kiak shakes his head.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > l kiak

Kiak is in excellent condition.

Kiak is using:
<slung on back> a leather baldric
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of steel-backed gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a metal bracer
<worn around wrist> a metal bracer
<worn about waist> a studded leather belt with a crossed swords buckle
<worn on belt> a small purse
<worn on belt> a soft leather pouch
<worn on legs> a set of oiled chainmail leggings

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A street sweeper has arrived from the north.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sa i can't imagine anyone would like it.
You say 'i can't imagine anyone would like it. '

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kormak chats 'the who list is 35 total...'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kiak says 'I've tried it a lot, and I just don't like it.'

I lol'd.

Gloria · **Joined:** December 25th, 2008, 12:20 am **Posts:** 1332

Walach showed me a fight log and I laughed at this bit.

Mangler bellows 'hello?'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > m
m
m
m
m
m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

m
* R HP:Wounded MV:Full > m
m
m
m
m
The day has begun.
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > yel your days are numbered dreadlord
You bellow 'your days are numbered dreadlord'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Weir - The Dusty Road
Fyran - Thick Forest
Walach - Thick Forest

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

where
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > Players in your Zone
--------------------
Weir - The Dusty Road
Fyran - Thick Forest
Walach - Thick Forest

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Weir - The Dusty Road
Fyran - Thick Forest
Walach - Thick Forest

m
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

m
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

m
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > m
[k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.
Mangler bellows 'where are you so we can count them together'

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > 6
[change mood brave]
Mood changed to: Brave

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > 0
[change wimpy 0]
You won't flee from any fight now.

m
* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh > [k dark]
They aren't here.

* R HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Jaster bellows 'Literally the day will be numbered and morning will rise'

Fender · **Joined:** December 24th, 2000, 6:58 am **Posts:** 81

Not exactly a quote, and I might get edited, but you gotta see this:

Quote:

k outlaw
Inside a Dark Cavern
[ obvious exits: N ]
A short, plump man snivels here, as dirty as his surroundings.
A short, plump man snivels here, as dirty as his surroundings.
A short, plump man snivels here, as dirty as his surroundings.
A short, plump man snivels here, as dirty as his surroundings.
Belroi Cavolinde, the outlaw nobleman, plots his return.

{Your Smobgroup Arrives from the North etc etc}

You try to pierce Belroi Cavolinde, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Belroi Cavolinde: Scratched >
Belroi Cavolinde seems saddened as thunderbolt shatters into a

thousand pieces.
Suddenly chain falls to pieces.
Someone hits your body into bloody fragments!
You are dead! Sorry...

Ouch! You lose a level.
Circle of Light
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

look
* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed

ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations

around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent

fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal

matters.

New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and

LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and

more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > t verania FUK!

At first I could not even process what happened, and was like, is there a DT there?

I did get revenge.

Edit: That chain that shatters as the weapon shatters, that was my pristine finely being destroyed in one hit.

Nash · **Posted:** November 29th, 2011, 8:33 am

I'm scurred to post this on my tower char - and I changed the names to random letters *Cough*. Just found this really funny when we were (faux) rping it and thought to share!

So context is that I and another Accepted (A & M) were prepping a Novice (F) for her ranking interview, and we did a mock one to give her a feel for how to answer etc. Then I had an even better idea -

Quote:

A says 'Let's do a mock interview for M.'

A says 'just to see how she does!'

A says 'You can be F sedai'

M says 'Of the Rainbow Ajah.'
A says 'Ready?'

A gives F a Rainbow coloured shawl.

A wears a Rainbow coloured shawl.

A gestures placidly. 'Have a seat, Novice M.'

M draws a breath slowly, smoothing her expression and bringing her hands to stillness.

M looks for a seat, and takes it.

A looks coldly at M.

A says 'Why do you think you were summoned here, Child?'

M considers briefly, 'I am unsure, but I hope it is in response to my letter to the Hall.'

A taps her fingers on the desk.

A says 'Unsure?'

A says 'I hope you can make up your mind better than this if it is greater responsibility you are seeking.'

M says 'Yes Aes Sedai.'

A looks displeased.

A says 'To which letter do you refer?'

A whispers to F 'you're supposedto ask her stuff'

M says 'My application to be considered for testing, to become Accepted.'

A raises an eyebrow in surprise, 'Accepted already? Weren't you just recently entered in the Novice Books?'

A tsks.

A says 'I was a Novice for at least ten years, in my time.'

F says 'and she walked up the up both ways to get there (joke)'

A cackles gleefully.

A composes herself.

M colors a bit, 'The fault is mine, I have studied often in out of the way places. I have been here for a long time, though no time at all considering.'

A nods at her.

A says 'The fault is indeed yours.'

A says 'Whose else would it be?'

A looks questioningly at M.

A says 'Well anyway.'

M says 'None other, it is my responsibility to know my flaws, or, instruct me, is there a better way to improve?'

A says 'Tell us why you think we should raise you to Accepted.'

A taps her fingers on the desk.

A listens to the deafening silence.

F says 'I don't mean to be rude, but I actually need to go'

A nods in agreement.

M smiles happily.

A says 'good luck with letter!'

F says 'I am very greatful that you both took time to give me some help'

M says 'Let us know how it turns out.'

[F leaves after some spam.]

F leaves north.

A Small Classroom
Slate boards, currently wiped clean, have been installed on each wall of
the small classroom. A large rectangular table occupies the center of the
of the room, around which are spread a number of chairs. This setup
apparently favors collaboration, as a scroll placed in the center of the
table is easily viewed from any of the seats around the table. Through the
windowed door to the north lies the main reading room of the library.
[ obvious exits: N ]
M xx is standing here.
A young woman is here thinking to herself.

M chuckles politely.

A says 'Where were we.'

A says 'Back to your grilling!'

A RP WTFPWNWS YOU.

M falls down laughing.

M says 'I so wanted to answer more sarcastically.'

A says 'I was hoping you would'

M says 'I didn't want to model bad behavior for the novice, might get her in trouble!'

A says 'So why should we raise you, Child?'

A says 'Also, I see you want to join the Rainbow Ajah eventually.'

M nods in agreement.

A says 'Surely you know that only the most elite and powerful of channelers qualify?'

A smirks.

A says 'Such as myself.'

A says 'Are you sure you are ready for such an honour?'

M says sanctimoniously, 'I should be raised because I am so much better than the children I am forced to be with.'

A says 'What makes you so confident that you would even look that high?'

M says 'In fact, I should be raised directly to Tower Accepted.'

A says 'Why?'

A tilts her head Rpishly.

M says 'Aes Sedai, I realize you are busy, but have you seen what passes as JA these days?'

A says 'What is a Ja?'

A says 'Is it a type of grolm?'

M growls, eyes flashing 'Sometimes I jsut want to RIP the colored bands off their dresses!'

M says 'Journey Accepted, Im too lazy to say the whole thing, it's beneath me.'

M nods to herself, she must need reassurance.

A frowns. 'I sense much anger in you, Child.'

A says 'Anger leads to sorrow.'

A says 'Sorrow leads to frustration.'

A says 'Frustration leads to broken dishes.'

A says 'Mistress Laras will not be pleased with you, young M.'

M sheaths her yew in shimmering light.

M says 'Yewsaber!'

A says 'Yewsabre*'

M sighs loudly.

A says 'We will no longer tolerate American English.'

A says 'You will leave it outside of Tar Valon where xxx Sedai cannot see it.'

A says 'Is that understood?'

A looms over the others, dominating the room.

M says 'Yes Aes Sedai, I will endeavour to colour my humour with u's'

A glares at M, the rainbow glitter on her shawl glinting dangerously.

A nods in agreement.

A says 'Also you will not say 'your an idiot' when you mean to say 'you are an idiot''

A says 'Repeat after me, you are an idiot.'

M says 'I could care less that you are an idiot.'

Then we went to support in FD like good Accepted!

Aramaia · **Joined:** July 26th, 2003, 6:24 am **Posts:** 460

A tilts her head Rpishly.

I was very amused by your facetious rp. Thanks for sharing.

Oraste · **Joined:** April 17th, 2004, 2:09 am **Posts:** 4409

+1 to frats and sororities

Milian · **Joined:** August 12th, 2009, 1:34 pm **Posts:** 310

So Tremmel and I been playing all day. He get svery very tired and goes afk. after a while we return from pk and the following happens. :lol:

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek starts following you.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say tremmel has fallen asleep on keyboard again
You drawl 'tremmel has fallen asleep on keyboard again'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say wonder if his sound on
Vivadek pokes Tremmel in the ribs.
You drawl 'wonder if his sound on'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A black stallion cocks its head up sharply.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say after 3 we all beeep him
You drawl 'after 3 we all beeep him'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > alias m beep tremmel
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say ready?
You drawl 'ready?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek nods in agreement.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say 1
You drawl '1'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say 2
You drawl '2'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > sya 3
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say 3
You drawl '3'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > m
m
m
[beep tremmel]
Ok.

m
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > m
[beep tremmel]
Ok.

m
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > m
[beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > m
[beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > m
m
m
[beep tremmel]
Ok.

m
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > m
[beep tremmel]
Ok.

m
* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [beep tremmel]
Ok.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > grin
You grin evilly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeri grins evilly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek grins evilly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tremmel drawls 'eh'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say wonder if he jumped
You drawl 'wonder if he jumped'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek snickers softly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeri drawls 'Welcome back.'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say was sound on?
You drawl 'was sound on?'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tremmel drawls 'i was sleeping'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tremmel nods in agreement.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek falls down laughing.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tremmel drawls 'it was'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say hahahahahahaha
You drawl 'hahahahahahaha'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Yeri drawls 'hahahahaha'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say i told ya!!
You drawl 'i told ya!!'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek drawls 'classic'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say should post that in funny quotes
You drawl 'should post that in funny quotes'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek drawls 'do it'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Tremmel drawls 'milian is now th eboy who cried wolf.. i wont ever wake up for his beeps again'

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > grin
You grin evilly.

* R HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Vivadek snickers softly.

Gloria · **Joined:** December 25th, 2008, 12:20 am **Posts:** 1332

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael says 'mean ol gloria'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael teases you about the way you look.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael winks suggestively.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say I never do it on purpose!
You say 'I never do it on purpose!'

say It just blurts out
* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You say 'It just blurts out'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > laugh
You fall down laughing.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
The barracks keeper patiently twiddles his thumbs.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael says 'thats what she said?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You are thirsty.
Adael blinks his eyes innocently.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > say hahaha
You say 'hahaha'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > punch adael
You punch him really hard in the arm.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael smirks.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael panics, and attempts to flee!
Adael leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael has arrived from the south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

Adael panics, and attempts to flee!
Adael leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > lo
The barracks keeper coughs loudly.
The Guards' Barracks
Rows of cots line the walls, each one neatly made and spread with a crimson
cover embroidered with the Lion of Andor upon it. In front of each cot is a
wooden chest, each securely locked. Long slit-like windows spike the
eastern wall, designed to let in light but little else. There is a sign
above a doorway to the south.
[ obvious exits: N S ]
Dervid the Lion Warden armorer works on a shield nearby.
Aldeban, the Lion Warden's valet, stands ready to assist.
The barracks keeper is here, muttering.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Adael - The Cell
Ivoton - Inside the Palace Gate
Gloria - The Guards' Barracks

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > yell funny fella
You bellow 'funny fella'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > yell hahahaha
You bellow 'hahahaha'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ivoton bellows 'who is'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Adael bellows 'hahahahahahahahaha omfg'

Lykan · **Joined:** September 4th, 2006, 9:08 pm **Posts:** 1204

Noikkor narrates 'is dfl filthy?'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring > na no
Zork narrates 'no'
You narrate 'no'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Noikkor narrates 'what is it?'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Zarth narrates 'learn your zones you firetruck newb'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring > na nod z
You narrate 'nod z'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Noikkor narrates 'i dont even know what dfl stands for'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Zarth narrates 'stfu newb'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Noikkor narrates 'k'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Serkhan narrates 'darkfriend lord'

* HP:Healthy DP:Full MV:Tiring >
Zarth narrates 'change your title to Noikkor the Newbie'

Edrin · **Joined:** December 29th, 2009, 11:15 am **Posts:** 815

Nash wrote:

I'm scurred to post this on my tower char - and I changed the names to random letters *Cough*. Just found this really funny when we were (faux) rping it and thought to share!

So context is that I and another Accepted (A & M) were prepping a Novice (F) for her ranking interview, and we did a mock one to give her a feel for how to answer etc. Then I had an even better idea -

Quote:

A says 'Let's do a mock interview for M.'

A says 'just to see how she does!'

A says 'You can be F sedai'

M says 'Of the Rainbow Ajah.'
A says 'Ready?'

A gives F a Rainbow coloured shawl.

A wears a Rainbow coloured shawl.

A gestures placidly. 'Have a seat, Novice M.'

M draws a breath slowly, smoothing her expression and bringing her hands to stillness.

M looks for a seat, and takes it.

A looks coldly at M.

A says 'Why do you think you were summoned here, Child?'

M considers briefly, 'I am unsure, but I hope it is in response to my letter to the Hall.'

A taps her fingers on the desk.

A says 'Unsure?'

A says 'I hope you can make up your mind better than this if it is greater responsibility you are seeking.'

M says 'Yes Aes Sedai.'

A looks displeased.

A says 'To which letter do you refer?'

A whispers to F 'you're supposedto ask her stuff'

M says 'My application to be considered for testing, to become Accepted.'

A raises an eyebrow in surprise, 'Accepted already? Weren't you just recently entered in the Novice Books?'

A tsks.

A says 'I was a Novice for at least ten years, in my time.'

F says 'and she walked up the up both ways to get there (joke)'

A cackles gleefully.

A composes herself.

M colors a bit, 'The fault is mine, I have studied often in out of the way places. I have been here for a long time, though no time at all considering.'

A nods at her.

A says 'The fault is indeed yours.'

A says 'Whose else would it be?'

A looks questioningly at M.

A says 'Well anyway.'

M says 'None other, it is my responsibility to know my flaws, or, instruct me, is there a better way to improve?'

A says 'Tell us why you think we should raise you to Accepted.'

A taps her fingers on the desk.

A listens to the deafening silence.

F says 'I don't mean to be rude, but I actually need to go'

A nods in agreement.

M smiles happily.

A says 'good luck with letter!'

F says 'I am very greatful that you both took time to give me some help'

M says 'Let us know how it turns out.'

[F leaves after some spam.]

F leaves north.

A Small Classroom
Slate boards, currently wiped clean, have been installed on each wall of
the small classroom. A large rectangular table occupies the center of the
of the room, around which are spread a number of chairs. This setup
apparently favors collaboration, as a scroll placed in the center of the
table is easily viewed from any of the seats around the table. Through the
windowed door to the north lies the main reading room of the library.
[ obvious exits: N ]
M xx is standing here.
A young woman is here thinking to herself.

M chuckles politely.

A says 'Where were we.'

A says 'Back to your grilling!'

A RP WTFPWNWS YOU.

M falls down laughing.

M says 'I so wanted to answer more sarcastically.'

A says 'I was hoping you would'

M says 'I didn't want to model bad behavior for the novice, might get her in trouble!'

A says 'So why should we raise you, Child?'

A says 'Also, I see you want to join the Rainbow Ajah eventually.'

M nods in agreement.

A says 'Surely you know that only the most elite and powerful of channelers qualify?'

A smirks.

A says 'Such as myself.'

A says 'Are you sure you are ready for such an honour?'

M says sanctimoniously, 'I should be raised because I am so much better than the children I am forced to be with.'

A says 'What makes you so confident that you would even look that high?'

M says 'In fact, I should be raised directly to Tower Accepted.'

A says 'Why?'

A tilts her head Rpishly.

M says 'Aes Sedai, I realize you are busy, but have you seen what passes as JA these days?'

A says 'What is a Ja?'

A says 'Is it a type of grolm?'

M growls, eyes flashing 'Sometimes I jsut want to RIP the colored bands off their dresses!'

M says 'Journey Accepted, Im too lazy to say the whole thing, it's beneath me.'

M nods to herself, she must need reassurance.

A frowns. 'I sense much anger in you, Child.'

A says 'Anger leads to sorrow.'

A says 'Sorrow leads to frustration.'

A says 'Frustration leads to broken dishes.'

A says 'Mistress Laras will not be pleased with you, young M.'

M sheaths her yew in shimmering light.

M says 'Yewsaber!'

A says 'Yewsabre*'

M sighs loudly.

A says 'We will no longer tolerate American English.'

A says 'You will leave it outside of Tar Valon where xxx Sedai cannot see it.'

A says 'Is that understood?'

A looms over the others, dominating the room.

M says 'Yes Aes Sedai, I will endeavour to colour my humour with u's'

A glares at M, the rainbow glitter on her shawl glinting dangerously.

A nods in agreement.

A says 'Also you will not say 'your an idiot' when you mean to say 'you are an idiot''

A says 'Repeat after me, you are an idiot.'

M says 'I could care less that you are an idiot.'

Then we went to support in FD like good Accepted!

OMG I HAD TEARS in my eyes when I stopped laughing

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* S HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Drayven narrates 'they have like firetruck 38843'

Edrin · **Joined:** December 29th, 2009, 11:15 am **Posts:** 815

* HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc speaks from the Light 'Turn back Sara! Turn back before it's TOO LATE!'

Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.

New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Tlaloctester of Andor is sitting here.
Jacob the Squad Leader is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say sara?
You say 'sara?'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc speaks from the Light 'Name the movie and Ill give you pines!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Calun chats 'the labrinyth'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc speaks from the Light 'Calun's quickest Googler!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > tell tlaloc the labyrinth
You tell Tlaloc 'the labyrinth'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say aw
You say 'aw'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >

A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Tlaloc steps in.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > * HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.

New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Tlaloc the Goblin King (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Tlaloctester of Andor is sitting here.
Jacob the Squad Leader is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say no pines :p
You say 'no pines :p'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc says 'Someone beat you but'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say I'm dead!
You say 'I'm dead!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc says 'Um'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.

New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Tlaloc the Goblin King (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Tlaloctester of Andor is sitting here.
Jacob the Squad Leader is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Calun chats 'how about I get that after reboot?'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc says 'Hm'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > grin tlaloc

Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!
You grin at him.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Tlaloc makes a strange, magical gesture with one hand.
Tlaloc has created an evergreen pine!

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Calun chats 'this alt is unpracd

'

say ahhahaha
* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > Tlaloc says 'Sorry.'
You say 'ahhahaha'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > l
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.

New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
An evergreen pine grows among scattered cones.
Tlaloc the Goblin King (Wizinvis 1) is standing here.
Tlaloctester of Andor is sitting here.
Jacob the Squad Leader is standing here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say hahahahahhaa!
You say 'hahahahahhaa!'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
Jacob says 'hehehe'

* HP:Hurt MV:Fresh > say going into funny quotes :p
You say 'going into funny quotes :p'

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