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One too many wiggles =/

Yeah? I never bothered to count.

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! I did go and count after you posted that though, I think it went 5 5 4 the first time.

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Kat narrates 'you fighting zevron caela?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Caela narrates 'yah'

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Kat narrates 'kk'

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Santino narrates 'she is but I'm about to interrupt he got me with pure luck'

* HP:Healthy MV:Tiring >
Santino narrates 'and he has my pins'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Caela narrates 'he beat now'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Kat narrates ':)'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Santino narrates 'bashed w n'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Santino narrates 'bashed'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Santino narrates 'rip'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Janielle narrates 'Get em Santino!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Santino narrates 'my pins'

* HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Santino narrates '*****'

Petra looks at Iria.

Iria looks at Petra.

Iria pokes Petra in the ribs.

Petra says 'beware the wrath of the poked sister.'

Tahla says 'Dont you dare!' <-- I'm pretty sure that's a dare.

Roberto chats <h> 'why can I only grab one cookie at a time' <-- What are you, the cookie monster?

Roberto chats <h> 'this makes me sad' <-- Yep. He's blue. Cookie monster he is!

Tahla hugs you. <-- awwww. I wuvs you too, Tahla!

You say 'Oh, I'm gonna dare.' <-- I always declare my intentions.

Tahla says 'AFK' <-- Seriously? Did I not just say... Ah, nevermind. Moving on...

Roberto has arrived from the north. <-- A witness! HAH!
A black and tan bloodhound has arrived from the north. <-- Did I ever mention that I named this dog 'Mopsy'?

Roberto snickers softly. <-- Understands my sense of humor. Such as it is.

You say 'Let's see, what gets worn on your ass...'

/f tahla rem greaves
Tahla stops using a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves.

/f tahla drop greaves
Tahla drops a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves.

get greaves
You get a pair of ebony-steel plate greaves.

Roberto snickers softly. <-- laugh it up, fuzzball, you could be my next victim

You give a tattoo of Koy to Tahla. <-- Do you know how hard it is to ink this correctly? Do you?!? Now hold still!

/f tahla wear greaves
Tahla puts a tattoo of Koy on her legs.

Roberto says 'hahaha' <-- Oh man, it's on. Next time you're in pk, bud... BAM! I bond you to Noikkor.

l tahla

Eyes framed by long lashes grin at you in twin mischief, the sparkle in
them reflecting the heat and beauty of the wedding ring she wears. In her
neck, half hidden by dark curls, you spy a tattoo of a Flame consuming a
Rose.

Tahla is in excellent condition.

Tahla is using:
<used as light> a mirrored lantern
<held> a piece of sandstone
<worn on head> a full metal helmet and visor
<worn around neck> a thin, black chain
<worn on body> a shining steel breastplate
<worn about body> a dark, hooded cloak
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of ebony-steel plate vambraces
<worn on hands> a pair of heavy metal gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<worn around wrist> a gator skin bracer
<worn about waist> a bronze belt of odd design
<worn on legs> a tattoo of Koy <-- HAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINE! MIIIIIINE!
<worn on feet> a pair of thick metal boots

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

You say 'Yeah.'

You say 'That's how we roll.'

Roberto looks at Tahla.

You smirk.

Roberto says 'awesome'

You say 'Tahla is gonna kick my ass.'

flee <-- Run, Viv! Run like the wind!

Tahla says 'wtf'

hahaha now if only that was a perma eagle retool

hehehehehe

This was kinda funny, I thought. Were testing jeweled damage stabbing. Wimpy stab was about 160 hps, so we were gonna try out zerk. Here is how it proceeded.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full > Outside the East Gate
You stand before one of the large city gates of Fal Dara. The walls on
either side of the gate have been cleared of all vegetation and stand
easily thirty feet high. There is a small plaque posted on the wall to the
right of the gate.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
get light pack
Salvador has arrived from the west.
You get a mirrored lantern from a backpack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
hold light
You hold a mirrored lantern above your head.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
look
Outside the East Gate
You stand before one of the large city gates of Fal Dara. The walls on
either side of the gate have been cleared of all vegetation and stand
easily thirty feet high. There is a small plaque posted on the wall to the
right of the gate.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
Salvador of Tanchico is standing here.
Roberto narrates 'great wait til build yoru rep'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
sa Zerkstab

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
sa Zerkstab
You say 'Zerkstab'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
sa Foo
You say 'Foo'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

The gate closes quietly.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Salvador clumsily approaches you with a jeweled dagger, but you fend off the attack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >
c

You try to hack Salvador, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >
[call ]
You call for the gate to be opened.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >
f
You panic and attempt to flee!


You flee head over heels.
Inside the East Gate
To the east looms a large iron gate built into the stone wall surrounding
the city. The brush and all vegetation has been cleared well away from
the walls, eliminating any hiding spots. A paved road stretchs to the north and
south leading into the city.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A Shienaran gatekeeper stands here, watching over the gate.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A mangy cat scurries around trying not to get stepped on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A gleeman is here, wearing a cloak of different colored patches.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
The fishmonger is here, hoping to buy your catch.
A man is here.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
e

Outside the East Gate
You stand before one of the large city gates of Fal Dara. The walls on
either side of the gate have been cleared of all vegetation and stand
easily thirty feet high. There is a small plaque posted on the wall to the
right of the gate.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
Salvador of Tanchico is standing here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >

Salvador panics, and attempts to flee!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
sa Zerkstab like a champ!
The gate closes quietly.
You say 'Zerkstab like a champ!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >

Salvador clumsily approaches you with a jeweled dagger, but you fend off the attack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >

You try to hack Salvador, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
o
open rock
I see no rock here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
c

You try to hack Salvador, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
[call ]
You call for the gate to be opened.
The gate is opened from the other side.

f
* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >

Brendan narrates 'and given he's a levle 28 ghar, I figure he's probably happier with 15 mins than a
level to exp '

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
f
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >

You try to hack Salvador, but he deflects the blow.
Salvador pierces your head hard.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
wim
[change mood wimpy]
Mood changed to: Wimpy
Wimpy reset to: 178 hit points.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >
c
f
Salvador barely pierces your body.
[call ]
You don't see a closed gate.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >

You don't see a closed gate.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong - Salvador: Healthy >

e
Outside the East Gate
You stand before one of the large city gates of Fal Dara. The walls on
either side of the gate have been cleared of all vegetation and stand
easily thirty feet high. There is a small plaque posted on the wall to the
right of the gate.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
Salvador of Tanchico is standing here.

score
* HP:Hurt MV:Strong >
You have 309(357) hit and 98(120) movement points.
You have scored 12870333 experience points and 220 quest points.
You need 1629667 exp to level and 180 qp to rank.
You have amassed 7 Turn points to date.
You have played 43 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Shaldier the Squad Leader [Winged Guard 5] (Level 29).
You are standing.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong >

Salvador can't seem to regain control of himself.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong >

Salvador can't seem to regain control of himself.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong >

Salvador can't seem to regain control of himself.

* HP:Hurt MV:Strong >

You say 'ZERKSTAB, FOO!'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
score
You have 322(357) hit and 114(120) movement points.
You have scored 12870333 experience points and 220 quest points.
You need 1629667 exp to level and 180 qp to rank.
You have amassed 7 Turn points to date.
You have played 43 days and 18 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Shaldier the Squad Leader [Winged Guard 5] (Level 29).
You are standing.
You are hungry.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

The ratter bellows 'Paying out for scalps of the shadow at The Crossing.'

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
get plate pack
You get a plate of sausages and vegetables from a backpack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >
eat plate
You eat the food.
You are full.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

* HP:Scratched MV:Full >

Salvador clumsily approaches you with a jeweled dagger, but you fend off the attack.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >
c
f

You try to hack Salvador, but he deflects the blow.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy > [call ]
You call for the gate to be opened.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >

f
* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >
[call ]
You call for the gate to be opened.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* HP:Scratched MV:Full - Salvador: Healthy >
sa Stab like a man, pansy!
You say 'Stab like a man, pansy!'

Inside the East Gate
To the east looms a large iron gate built into the stone wall surrounding
the city. The brush and all vegetation has been cleared well away from
the walls, eliminating any hiding spots. A paved road stretchs to the north and
south leading into the city.
[ obvious exits: N E S ]
An oil lamp, set in a steel cage, hangs from a high wooden pole.
A Shienaran gatekeeper stands here, watching over the gate.
A Tairen bloodstock stallion stands here, tail swaying with the breeze.
A mangy cat scurries around trying not to get stepped on.
A grizzled Shienaran veteran looks on.
A Shienaran guard patrols here, watching you carefully.
A man is here.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.
A Shienaran guard keeps watch at the gate.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
e
Outside the East Gate
You stand before one of the large city gates of Fal Dara. The walls on
either side of the gate have been cleared of all vegetation and stand
easily thirty feet high. There is a small plaque posted on the wall to the
right of the gate.
[ obvious exits: W ]
A hanging lantern lights the path.
Salvador of Tanchico is standing here.

* HP:Scratched MV:Strong >
sa You suck, stab like a man!

Suddenly someone places something in your back!
You are dead! Sorry...
You feel the Weave of the Wheel loosen from you.
Circle of Light
High amidst the heavens, the Circle of Light is the hallowed ground of the
friends of the Light. From here, some of the major destinations around the
world can be reached, as shown by a large sign. A permanent fountain in the
center of the Circle gives a soothing backdrop to ponder mortal matters.


New characters should LOOK NAMES, HELP RULES, LOOK NOTICE and LOOK INTRO.

To obtain some free starting equipment, TELL GUARDIAN KIT.

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website

It is strongly recommended that new players look at our website
at wotmud.org, before starting out, for the rules, maps, and more.
[ obvious exits: D ]
The News Board is mounted on the wall here.
The waters of a blue-veined marble fountain pour forth here.
A stout wooden barrel stands nearby.
Engyn of Saldaea is resting here.
A kind-faced figure stands here.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard > You say 'You suck, stab like a man!' <---Heh...ate those words...

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

Salvador tells you 'I zerk stabbed..'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >
te salvador That's more like it!
You tell Salvador 'That's more like it!'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

Vor has entered the game.

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

Salvador tells you 'hahah!'

* HP:Critical MV:Haggard >

Salvador tells you 'classic'

Just ripped due to link issues (and was so frustrated I didn't even notice the Green Ajah mob was dead in the circle. Tlaloc just -what- are you doing?!?):

I will tell you a REAL joke.

Q. What do you call a Trolloc who becomes an Imm?
A. A Tlalloc

Koy chats 'chirp chirp'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Keol chats 'yeah, too quiet'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You pray 'How do I wear my gold crown?'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Someone smashes a gold COIN into a crown shape and puts it on your head.

You say 'I spilled my drink all over the djgkhearkjghaerjkbjk place'

Aish says 'sounds like a port code1'

You say 'it is'

You say 'a port code for my sidetable'

Petra says 'lands you ef'

Petra is enveloped by a flash of bright white light, and disappears.

Aish says 'she's travelling there to check?!'

Zeede says 'my dad has played this off and on for 10 years I finally took interest so I'm learning now'


I feel old. Oh so old.

You're Zeede's dad?

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > p shield parry
[practice ]
You practice for a while...
You now have 98% knowledge of this skill and 4 practice sessions left.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stat
You are a 200 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 9 inches, and you weigh 175.0 lbs.
You are carrying 6.4 lbs and wearing 56.9 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:14 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:17.
Offensive bonus: 156, Dodging bonus: 76, Parrying bonus: 127
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 99 Hit Points
Your armor absorbs about 67% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zait narrates 'on 1n'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Zait narrates 'bashed'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Aish narrates 'i'm renting btw'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Kathala narrates 'heh fail'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy has entered the game.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > i
You are thirsty.
You are carrying:
a razored whip
a gray suede hood
a necklace of human teeth
a crystal lightstick
a large number of gold crowns (41)
eight copper pennys

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy has entered the game.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > eq

Sillyguy leaves south.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > You are using:
<worn on finger> a gold ring
<worn on finger> an emerald ring
<worn on head> a rimmed round helmet
<worn on body> a tunic of finely-crafted chain
<worn about body> an earthen brown mantle
<slung on back> a backpack
<worn on arms> a pair of riveted chainmail sleeves
<worn on hands> a sturdy pair of full leather gauntlets
<worn around wrist> a simple pearl bracelet
<worn as shield> a silver etched shield
<wielded> a wicked knife bladed axe
<worn about waist> a brightly-colored sash
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on legs> a set of riveted chainmail leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of animal-fur boots

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > hl
[hold light]
You hold a crystal lightstick above your head.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > pc
pc
[put coin pack]
You put 41 crowns in a backpack.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > [put coin pack]
You put eight coppers in a backpack.

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Abiud chats 'trading silver kandori wristcuff... looking for a shield.'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > i
You are carrying:
a razored whip
a gray suede hood
a necklace of human teeth

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy tells you 'mc!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy tells you 'mc!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy tells you 'mc!'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep nope rerolls nub ;p
You reply to Sillyguy 'nope rerolls nub ;p'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy tells you 'rerolls takes you to different place lol'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > rep nope, here
You reply to Sillyguy 'nope, here'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy tells you 'well reset that is'

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh > stat
You are a 200 year old male human hunter.
Your height is 5 feet, 9 inches, and you weigh 175.0 lbs.
You are carrying 5.5 lbs and wearing 57.9 lbs, very light.
Your base abilities are: Str:18 Int:14 Wil:12 Dex:19 Con:17.
Offensive bonus: 156, Dodging bonus: 76, Parrying bonus: 127
Your mood is: Brave. You will flee below: 99 Hit Points
Your armor absorbs about 67% on average.

You are subjected to the following effects:

* HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Sillyguy tells you 'whatever, i don't care anyway'

Sillyguy renamed since he clearly believes you can only get there by being an MC, which since he zipped into there twice...tells me something about him! Outed! Mwahahaha!